Abridged Delivery Description

Sunday, August 15
8:00 p.m.
Eat Shauna's southwestern chicken soup.
8:45 p.m.
Experience otherworldly backaches.
9:15 p.m.
Wonder, "What should we do?"
9:40 p.m.
Know what to do.
10:20 p.m.
Arrive at hospital.

Monday, August 16
12:15 a.m.
Have a nervous moment.
12:30 a.m.
Recover.
1:05 a.m.
Have a more pressing nervous moment.
1:30 a.m.
Have a Caesarean baby. Escape a prolapsed cord.